“I mean, you’ve been wanting him to dick you down forever.”
RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE dir. Matthew Lopez
Hurry. Please. I’ll break the sound barrier for you.
Red, White & Royal Blue (2023) dir. Matthew Lopez
“When they write the history of my life, I want it to include you. And my love for you.”
The people who are griping about seeing too much of Red White and Royal Blue from promotion are so strange to me.
Like, yes, there’s been a lot, but I still feel like I’ve seen nothing and that is the sign of brilliant marketing.
There’s just enough to make book lovers want more and to make non-readers want to know more.
I have never in my LIFE been more invested in a movie coming out, especially one where I already know what happens, and a lot of that is thanks to the promotion.
And I mean, how could you possibly be mad about seeing this?